Comments on: How to save the world http://tannas.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/how-to-save-the-world/ nothing Thu, 06 Aug 2009 05:06:58 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Job http://tannas.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/how-to-save-the-world/#comment-181 Job Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:01:06 +0000 http://tannas.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/how-to-save-the-world/#comment-181 LOL! Adam remains unforgiven. LOL! Adam remains unforgiven.

]]> By: Tannas http://tannas.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/how-to-save-the-world/#comment-171 Tannas Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:14:46 +0000 http://tannas.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/how-to-save-the-world/#comment-171 Unlikely, but if you grow a beard on the spot right now, you might survive Unlikely, but if you grow a beard on the spot right now, you might survive

]]> By: Craneberry http://tannas.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/how-to-save-the-world/#comment-169 Craneberry Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:09:37 +0000 http://tannas.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/how-to-save-the-world/#comment-169 LoL I said plane of existence twice in the same paragraph. I suck. I hope Clint will forgive me. LoL I said plane of existence twice in the same paragraph. I suck. I hope Clint will forgive me.

]]> By: Tannas http://tannas.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/how-to-save-the-world/#comment-168 Tannas Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:03:23 +0000 http://tannas.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/how-to-save-the-world/#comment-168 It's nice to see that my manly post about manliness has attracted some manly men who share my manly view It’s nice to see that my manly post about manliness has attracted some manly men who share my manly view

]]> By: Craneberry http://tannas.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/how-to-save-the-world/#comment-167 Craneberry Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:21:42 +0000 http://tannas.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/how-to-save-the-world/#comment-167 I very much concur. Despite common belief, there is evidence that Clint may actually age very similar to your average human. If this is true, time is short! We, as redblooded, spicy food loving men, have a duty to ensure that the world is not without a hero! There have been many theories circulating, but I believe if we all do our part and grow hearty facial hair, stop using conditioner, use hotsauce wherever applicable (even ice cream, if need be), and drink all the whiskey manufacturers dry, this influx of manliness into our world will echo throughout the cosmos, birthing a new saviour to our world! Another plausible, and probable scenario, would be that the world becomes too sissy and suck for it's own good, and Clint's replacement has no choice but to come into existence to strike fear and possibly even badassity into those who lack the afforementioned trait. If this is true, in the current state of the world (i.e. the explosion of emos and metrosexuals), this phenomena cannot be far away. Logically, all we can do is to enforce the first theory. Remember, if there is no replacement for Clint, who will be there to hold Jesus back from crossing into our plane of existence, causing armageddon, hmmm? Chew on that fact, the next time you pull out that shaver. I leave with a premontion and some advice. There will be at least two 19 year old men (if they deserve that title), watching a show called Mein Liebe. If you see them, make sure you wipe them off of this plane of existence quickly! That is all! I very much concur. Despite common belief, there is evidence that Clint may actually age very similar to your average human. If this is true, time is short! We, as redblooded, spicy food loving men, have a duty to ensure that the world is not without a hero! There have been many theories circulating, but I believe if we all do our part and grow hearty facial hair, stop using conditioner, use hotsauce wherever applicable (even ice cream, if need be), and drink all the whiskey manufacturers dry, this influx of manliness into our world will echo throughout the cosmos, birthing a new saviour to our world!

Another plausible, and probable scenario, would be that the world becomes too sissy and suck for it’s own good, and Clint’s replacement has no choice but to come into existence to strike fear and possibly even badassity into those who lack the afforementioned trait. If this is true, in the current state of the world (i.e. the explosion of emos and metrosexuals), this phenomena cannot be far away.

Logically, all we can do is to enforce the first theory. Remember, if there is no replacement for Clint, who will be there to hold Jesus back from crossing into our plane of existence, causing armageddon, hmmm? Chew on that fact, the next time you pull out that shaver. I leave with a premontion and some advice. There will be at least two 19 year old men (if they deserve that title), watching a show called Mein Liebe. If you see them, make sure you wipe them off of this plane of existence quickly! That is all!

]]> By: Al http://tannas.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/how-to-save-the-world/#comment-166 Al Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:06:39 +0000 http://tannas.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/how-to-save-the-world/#comment-166 Lee, I will defend you to the death for vocalizing my love of all things (young) Eastwood. Lee, I will defend you to the death for vocalizing my love of all things (young) Eastwood.

]]> By: Tannas http://tannas.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/how-to-save-the-world/#comment-164 Tannas Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:13:24 +0000 http://tannas.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/how-to-save-the-world/#comment-164 I've decided to leave the Site of the day from now on as the first comment, since I'm too lazy to properly link things. Site of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igC4bPDp6cU I’ve decided to leave the Site of the day from now on as the first comment, since I’m too lazy to properly link things.

Site of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igC4bPDp6cU

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