How to save the world
It’s something I’ve been thinking for a little while now, and I finally figured that something as big as the saving of the world, should be shared with as many people as possible. The answer is really quite simple, and as expected, it’s execution is a bit more difficult:
We need a new Clint Eastwood
A man who looks like he’s always pissed off, and more than ready to kick your ass if you scare his donkey
How long has it been since a good western movie has come out? Western movies are one of the two kinds of movies that’ll make a kid start shaving at the tender age of thirteen (the other being old James Bond movies…yes, they do have to be the old ones), the kind of movie that’ll make a kid growing up realize that there’s nothing more badass than being a lawman.
So as I mentioned, the answer is simple, but difficult to put in motion. It can’t be easy finding someone to try and match up to THE western badass of all time.
So I’ll put out my advisory now:
If you’ve ever been hung, but set free before you could die, just to get right back up and kick the asses of whoever hung you, and now wear a scarf around your neck to hide the scar: THE WORLD NEEDS YOU!!
Clint Eastwood kicks ass
Tannas said,
January 29, 2007 at 7:13 am
I’ve decided to leave the Site of the day from now on as the first comment, since I’m too lazy to properly link things.
Site of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igC4bPDp6cU
Al said,
January 30, 2007 at 1:06 am
Lee, I will defend you to the death for vocalizing my love of all things (young) Eastwood.
Craneberry said,
January 30, 2007 at 1:21 am
I very much concur. Despite common belief, there is evidence that Clint may actually age very similar to your average human. If this is true, time is short! We, as redblooded, spicy food loving men, have a duty to ensure that the world is not without a hero! There have been many theories circulating, but I believe if we all do our part and grow hearty facial hair, stop using conditioner, use hotsauce wherever applicable (even ice cream, if need be), and drink all the whiskey manufacturers dry, this influx of manliness into our world will echo throughout the cosmos, birthing a new saviour to our world!
Another plausible, and probable scenario, would be that the world becomes too sissy and suck for it’s own good, and Clint’s replacement has no choice but to come into existence to strike fear and possibly even badassity into those who lack the afforementioned trait. If this is true, in the current state of the world (i.e. the explosion of emos and metrosexuals), this phenomena cannot be far away.
Logically, all we can do is to enforce the first theory. Remember, if there is no replacement for Clint, who will be there to hold Jesus back from crossing into our plane of existence, causing armageddon, hmmm? Chew on that fact, the next time you pull out that shaver. I leave with a premontion and some advice. There will be at least two 19 year old men (if they deserve that title), watching a show called Mein Liebe. If you see them, make sure you wipe them off of this plane of existence quickly! That is all!
Tannas said,
January 30, 2007 at 2:03 am
It’s nice to see that my manly post about manliness has attracted some manly men who share my manly view
Craneberry said,
January 30, 2007 at 2:09 am
LoL I said plane of existence twice in the same paragraph. I suck. I hope Clint will forgive me.
Tannas said,
January 30, 2007 at 2:14 am
Unlikely, but if you grow a beard on the spot right now, you might survive
Job said,
January 31, 2007 at 4:01 am
LOL! Adam remains unforgiven.